Sunday, January 30, 2011

The Hard truths of life

1) I totally take back all those times when I was younger when I didn't want to take a nap.

2) How are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

3) Was learning cursive really necessary?
4)Mapquest should start its directions at step #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my own neighborhood!

5)Mapquest is not always right.

6)Obituaries would be alot more interesting if they mentioned how the person died.
7)Bad decisions make great stories.

8)Can we all agree to just ingnore anything that comes after blueray? I don't want to start my collection...again.

9)"do not machine wash or tumble dry" this means I will never wash this, ever.

10)I hate leaving the house confident and good looking and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. waste :)

11)I think the freezer deserves a light too.

12)sometimes I'll watch a movie that i watched as a child and suddenly realize I had no idea what the heck this movie was about when I first watched it.

13)I would rather carry ten over stuffed plastic grocery bags than make two or more trips between the car and the house.
14)The only time I look forward to a redlight is when I trying to finish a text or i'm in the middle of good conversation with female driver in the next lane over:)

15)I have a hard time differentiating between hunger and boredom.

16)How many times is it appropriate is it to say "what?" before you just nod and say yes because you didn't understand a word they said?
17)Shirts get dirty and underwear gets dirty, but what about pants? Pants never get dirty, just where them forever;)


18)If you're stuck up the river without a paddle, just float down and you'll be fine. Though if you're down the river and that river happens to be the niagara, I'd start paddling with your hands.

19)Blogs: never have so many people expressed themselves to almost no one;)